Salt Lake City, UT – You probably won't find this notice useful at all. Lemony Snicket's representative Daniel Handler will be on RadioWest this Monday. It will undoubtedly be a miserable interview with the unlucky Doug Fabrizio. You and your children should probably avoid listening to the show that day.
With all due respect, Elaine Clark, Pained Producer
Attention! More dreadful news:
Lemony Snicket will be in Salt Lake City on Wednesday, October 26th at 5:30 p.m. The horrible event will take place at the Skyline High School Auditorium. You should run for your life, but if you insist on buying tickets, you should contact the King's English Bookshop at 484-9100.
Or shop on-line at Amazon.com. A portion of your purchase benefits KUER.