PETER SAGAL, HOST:
Now, onto our final game, Lightning Fill In The Blank. Each of our players will have 60 seconds in which to answer as many fill-in-the-blank questions as he or she can. Each correct answer is worth two points. Bill, can you give us the scores?
BILL KURTIS: Marina has two...
SAGAL: Hey.
KURTIS: Peter has three, Tom has four.
SAGAL: OK, Marina, you are in third place. You're up first. The clock will start when I begin your first question. Fill in the blank. On Wednesday, Fox News announced they were canceling the next GOP debate after blank announced he didn't want to participate.
MARINA FRANKLIN: Trump.
SAGAL: Yep. On Monday, the White House reported they had captured an American fighting for blank in Iraq.
FRANKLIN: Oh, ISIS, I think.
SAGAL: Yes. On Thursday, a former member of Ukraine's parliament was sentenced to two years in prison for exchanging blank for votes.
FRANKLIN: Food?
SAGAL: Actually, yes. He exchanged grilled chicken for votes.
SAGAL: On Tuesday, Pope Francis officially approved making blank a saint.
FRANKLIN: Making - Mother Teresa.
SAGAL: Yes, very good.
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SAGAL: Police in the U.K. on the lookout for a suspicious man walking along the highway carrying a small child instead found blank.
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FRANKLIN: An eggplant?
SAGAL: No.
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SAGAL: A garden gnome.
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SAGAL: After police caught up with him and discovered that the child was actually a garden gnome, they arrested the man and then, this is true, they tweeted out a picture of the gnome to see if anyone would claim it as their child.
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SAGAL: Bill, how did Marina do in our quiz?
KURTIS: She got five right. And that's 10 more and a total of 12.
FRANKLIN: Oh, God.
KURTIS: She's got the lead.
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SAGAL: OK. Peter, you're up next. Fill in the blank. This week, the Obama administration withdrew its plan to allow blanking off the Atlantic coast.
PETER GROSZ: Drilling - oil drilling.
SAGAL: Right.
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SAGAL: After the U.S. warned of a potential attack a suicide bombing hit the capital of blank this week.
GROSZ: Turkey.
SAGAL: Right.
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SAGAL: For the first time ever, an official from blank acknowledged a link between football and brain disorders.
GROSZ: From - oh, from the NFL.
SAGAL: Yes.
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GROSZ: OK.
SAGAL: On Wednesday, stocks rose after the Federal Reserve announced they were scaling back potential blank increases.
GROSZ: Rate increases, yeah.
SAGAL: Yes, interest rate.
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SAGAL: An Ohio man asked to say the alphabet during a sobriety test refused on the grounds that he was blank.
GROSZ: Drunk.
SAGAL: No. He said I will not recite the alphabet because I am unfamiliar with it.
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SAGAL: This week, Harrison Ford and Steven Spielberg confirmed they would return for a fifth blank movie.
GROSZ: Terrible, "Indiana Jones" movie.
SAGAL: Yes. On Wednesday, Frank Sinatra, Jr., best known as the son of blank, passed away at the age of 72.
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GROSZ: Sammy Davis, Jr.
SAGAL: That's right.
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SAGAL: That would be quite the scandal wouldn't it? Wouldn't it?
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SAGAL: Frank Sinatra, Sr. - this week, a waiter in New York was charged with petty larceny and possession of stolen goods after he was caught blanking.
GROSZ: He was where?
SAGAL: He was a waiter in New York.
GROSZ: Stealing dinner rolls.
SAGAL: No. He was caught giving away free sodas at the IHOP where he worked. According to the owners of the International House Of Pancakes franchise where he worked, William Powell is a thief who gave away over $3,000 worth of free drinks. But according to William Powell, he is a modern-day Robin Hood. He said that. How does he know? The recipients of his liquid bounty are poor, needy and desperate. Well, they're eating at IHOP.
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SAGAL: Bill, how did Peter do on our quiz?
KURTIS: Well, he got five right. That gives him 10 more points. With a total of 13, he takes the lead.
SAGAL: Well done. All right. How many then...
FRANKLIN: Oh, somebody.
SAGAL: ...Does Tom Bodett need to win?
KURTIS: Five to win.
SAGAL: All right, Tom. This is for the game. On Thursday, an American student was sentenced to 15 years of hard labor after he attempted to steal a propaganda banner in blank.
TOM BODETT: North Korea.
SAGAL: Right.
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SAGAL: After consulting with government leaders, Vladimir Putin ordered a withdrawal of Russian troops from blank this week.
BODETT: Syria.
SAGAL: Right.
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SAGAL: This week, Secretary of State John Kerry accused blank of committing genocide.
BODETT: Oh, ISIS in Iraq.
SAGAL: Right.
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SAGAL: Sea World announced this week that it was ending its controversial blank breeding program.
BODETT: The orca.
SAGAL: Right.
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SAGAL: This week, a health and safety training event in England was canceled due to blank.
BODETT: Due to illness.
SAGAL: Yes, due to health and safety concerns.
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SAGAL: On Tuesday, FIFA confirmed it had taken bribes from countries hoping to host the blank.
BODETT: The - the World Cup.
SAGAL: Yes.
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SAGAL: No, how could it be? On Thursday, archaeologists confirmed that blanks tomb may contain hidden chambers.
BODETT: King Tut.
SAGAL: Yes.
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SAGAL: This week, a couple in Queensland, Australia, accused of keeping an unlicensed pet rabbit tried to avoid the fine by blanking.
BODETT: They - they hid it in - in a hat.
SAGAL: No.
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BODETT: They pushed - they pushed it into a hat.
SAGAL: No. They claimed that their enormous pet rabbit was merely a long-eared guinea pig.
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SAGAL: It turns out that owning an unlicensed rabbit in Queensland, Australia, is a crime punishable by $44,000 fine or time in jail. So the couple in question did everything they could to convince the police that their giant rabbit was just a very strange guinea pig.
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SAGAL: Bill, did Tom do well enough to win? I think he did.
KURTIS: What a comeback, seven right, 14 more, total of 18 and the win.
SAGAL: Congratulations, Tom.
FRANKLIN: All right.
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FRANKLIN: Wonderful.
SAGAL: Show these whippersnappers how it's done. In just a minute, we're going to ask our panelists to predict what Supreme Court nominee Merrick Garland will do to finally convince the Senate to confirm him.
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